The Nerd‑Grade Exterior Inspection — When “Good Enough” Isn’t
1. Why a Full‑Scope Exterior Inspection Beats a Quick “Roof Peek”
Most contractors glance at the shingles, scribble a price, and call it a day. We treat your exterior like an interconnected system—roof, gutters, siding, windows, foundation drainage, even the attic environment that drives hidden moisture. Catching one weak link early can save five‑figure repairs later.
2. What We Inspect (And Photograph)
| Area | What We’re Hunting For | Why It Matters |
|---|---|---|
| Roof System | Missing shingles, nail pops, under‑driven fasteners, failed flashing | 90 % of leaks start at fasteners or flashings |
| Gutters & Downspouts | Pitch errors, seam leaks, hidden clogs, fascia rot | Poor flow wrecks siding, soffits & foundations |
| MasterShield or Guard Evaluation | Mesh integrity, pitch alignment, frame gaps | Ensures lifetime No‑Clog warranty stays valid |
| Siding & Trim | Loose laps, cracked caulk, water entry points | Stops rot before it rides the studs inside |
| Windows & Doors | Failed seals, flashing tape shrink, soft sills | Prevents moisture migration & mold growth |
| Attic & Ventilation | Insulation depth, baffle placement, moisture staining | Balances heat & humidity to protect roof deck |
| Foundation Perimeter | Downspout discharge, grading, vegetation clearance | Keeps basement & crawlspace bone‑dry |
| Decks & Attachments | Ledger flashing, joist rot, fastener corrosion | Safety first—no surprise board‑rot failures |
3. Tools Of The Roofing Nerd Trade
- 4K Drone Recon — detailed roof views minus the risky foot traffic.
- Infrared Thermography — spots trapped moisture and missing insulation.
- Borescope Endoscopy — slides behind siding to verify flashing.
- Digital Moisture Meter — tells us if “dry” wood is secretly wet.
- High‑Lumen Ice‑Pick Flashlight — reveals granule loss and micro‑cracks.
4. What You Get Back
- Same‑Day Digital Report — annotated photos, infrared shots, and layman‑friendly explanations.
- Priority Scorecard — “Fix Now,” “Monitor,” and “Future Budget” categories so you know what’s urgent.
- 30‑Minute Review Call — we walk you through the findings, answer questions, and never pressure‑sell work you don’t want.
5. Perfect For…
- Homeowners who want a yearly health check—catch issues in the $200 range instead of the $20,000 range.
- Home Buyers & Sellers craving a third‑party reality check before closing.
- Storm Aftermath peace‑of‑mind: hail, wind, or branch impact evaluations.
- MasterShield Owners verifying their system is living up to the No‑Clog hype.
6. The RoofSmart Inspection Process
- Schedule & Scope Call – 10 minutes. We learn your concerns and set expectations.
- On‑Site Investigation – 60–90 minutes. Two Roofing Nerds, all the geek gear, zero shortcuts.
- Data Crunch & Report – same‑day PDF in your inbox.
- Virtual Walk‑Through – we screen‑share photos, infrared hotspots, and cost ranges.
- Plan Of Action – DIY tips, monitored items, or a precise repair proposal—your call.
7. FAQ
Q: How much does it cost?
If you proceed with a project, it’s free for most single‑family homes inside King, Pierce, Snohomish, and Kitsap Counties. Larger or complex roofs are quoted upfront—no surprises.
Q: Will you try to upsell me new gutters?
Only if the data screams it. Our report stands on its own; you’re free to hand it to any contractor.
Q: How soon can you get here after a storm?
We reserve next‑day slots for urgent leak or impact concerns—just mention the storm when you call.
Q: Does this void my manufacturer warranties?
No. Inspection is visual and non‑invasive; we don’t disturb roof components.
8. Book Your Inspection—Protect Your Biggest Asset
Click “Schedule My Nerd‑Grade Inspection” or call.
We’ll bring the drone, the thermal camera, and the straight talk. You bring your questions and a cup of coffee—watch your exterior’s story unfold in HD clarity.
RoofSmart — Where Meticulous Meets Meaningful.
